Are you looking for funny quotes about love and relationships? Take a look at our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh.
People with a great sense of humor have often expressed their views about love and relationship through romantic comedies and funny love quotes for a long time. Funny love quotes focus on the humorous side of a relationship from falling in love to struggles faced by couples in a relationship. These are light-hearted jokes about love and relationship. Below you will find funny love quotes describing these humorous situations. Some of these cute funny love quotes are from movies and tv shows and are perfect to share with him/her. We had such a good time collecting these quotes and we hope you love them.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you’d miss them!
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. Mencken
Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
It ain’t real love if you never been blocked before.
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the ZIPPER.
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
Women might not be able to find their keys, hair ties, or shoes.. but they can remember something you said 8 months ago.
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
When a woman starts laughing during an argument, She’s flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.
When a woman says “Do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
When a boy gets jealous, it’s kinda cute. When a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start.
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
My boyfriend is not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we’re together it’s not an iPhone, it’s a wePhone.
If my boyfriend tells me he is hanging with his female friends. I hope it’s 6 of them. So they can carry his casket.
Love me and I’ll move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go to the gym. What is she trying to do? Build the Strength to leave me?
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
Save WATER! Shower with your Girlfriend.
When she’s mad, even the demons run for cover…
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.
I love you like Sheldon loves his spot.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
I like long romantic walks down every aisle at target.
You know how people say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important.
Dr. Gregory Houser
Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael Scott, The Office
He makes me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July!
Darla, The Little Rascals
He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
He said, there was no spark between us anymore. So I tasered him.
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships
Cecily von Ziegesar
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.